How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.