I forgot to wet the soap.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He knows where the naughty girls live.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Because they're stupid" said her friend.
putting them back in the wheelchair
Because it's too cold out tide.
Under a bar of soap.
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
Wet
Urine it.
