How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet