Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!