Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.