Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb