Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !