Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.