Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.