Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone