Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.