Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone