None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
Russian and Finnish!
Sprint.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Cause he was snowden.