How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden