How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Which year is the most popular?

1969

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Graduate Student Jokes More Graduate Student Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.