How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

Graduate Student Jokes More Graduate Student Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.