How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.