How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Which year is the most popular?

1969

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Graduate Student Jokes More Graduate Student Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.