How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.