How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.