How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!