How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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Lead injections.

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One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

American Golf Fan Jokes More American Golf Fan Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'