How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.