What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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Because it only ate vegetables.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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It's Gonna be Pee"

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.