Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.