Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Because he was Snow'den.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.