Because they are missing two towers.
Everyone misses Harambe.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
They lost two towers
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
A: Write 'pp espressivo'.
They can't defend towers.
because they can't protect their towers
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
