What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.