What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.