What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !