What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!