What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.