Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)