Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes