Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20