Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!