Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.