Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What does disappointment feel like?

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.