Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.