What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.