What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham