What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.