What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.