What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.