What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What's your blud type bob?

Typo