What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)