What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.