What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......