What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob