Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !