Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers snack on?

micro chips

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.