He wanted to have webbed feet.
ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
A cab.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Snowd-en
A four term US senator.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
A Dell.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
The feet
Mitosis
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
They have webbed feet !
