Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.