Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights