Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift