Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift