What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.