Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
because he didn't know Mandarin
The Carpet store
Asif (As-if)
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
He gave her a ring.