Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.