Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.