Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Look a squirrel!
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Me: The babysitter