Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
How many did it take last year
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Because he might fiddle with your kids.