Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Twenty-one.
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
