Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Puns
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
