How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.