Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole