Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros