What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.