What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"