What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff