What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.