What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"