What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff