What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff