What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff