What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"