What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders