What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"