What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.