What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!