What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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A canoe tips.

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I don't know, I just click "submit"

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He took a forrest dump.

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A toothbrush.

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All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.