What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.