The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
About two weeks.
A whole chuck-load.
Winnies' pooh.
A little aubergenie
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
By the egg on its face.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Bernie Sanders
