What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.