What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff