What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff