What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.