What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.