As mushroom as possible
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because their knee grows.
They want to look like their mothers.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Pothead plants.
Toilet trees.
All of them
They're knee grows.
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
It's growing on me.
Beef Jerky.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Their knee grows!
Geometry
PETA Pan
Geometrees and trigonometrees
No bad dad jokes.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
A kidager
A: The Crime Rate!
The story grows on you.
She grew out of her b-shells
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Water me lawn
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
He couldn't grow a pear
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Old
By growing up.
He invested in beanstocks!
Italian
Babies grow up and stop crying
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
A Reptile Dysfunction.
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
One because his knee grows.
Playdough.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Chia LaBeouf
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Grow away.
It's growing on them.
I dunno, a Grover something.
She grew out of her b-shells.
because their knee grows
Marijuana
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
In Albu-quirky.
Through Frodo-synthesis.
Because they grew a part.
Geometry.
Under the ground.
To be long.
Old.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
A balloon animal!
Cause they're knee grows!
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
a SAIYANtist!
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
Tony.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Plant its nuts.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.
Me: Let's not rush things, OK
He had a lot of aspirations.
i didnt have either growing up
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
A palm tree.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
As developing children their knee grows.
A big stinker!
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
It grows a Moostache.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
A: Tulips.
A: So he could look like his mama.
Tarzan.
And i will be like, "No:("
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Because their stalks are always growing.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
She grew out of her B - shells!
because the population is always Dublin.
An archerd.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
At least one group can grow a beard.
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
He heard it was a growing field.
It needed a root canal.
They branch out
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
A. Their criminal record
A mute. Sorry if repost.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
One second mom, I'm coming!
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
Astro-knots.
Pedants !
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
You shake a baby.
