Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.