They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Taken, not stirred.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Shaken. Not stirred
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Because their hips stir.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Stirring it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You add ices.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Holding the pig together.
Swine Lake!
The ground!
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
No homo."
Because it's Homo.
To be long.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
A Thundeer
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Shaven, not furred
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Doctor Dolittle
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
