They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Taken, not stirred.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Shaken. Not stirred
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Because their hips stir.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Stirring it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You add ices.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
All white, all white, all white.
A: Anytime he wants to go.
I prefer both of them shaken
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
My hip!*
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
A mechanic.
Friday
A: "Would you like fries with that "
To not wake the audience.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Parkinson's
Sheik Shake
Hielo.
Don't Break the Ice
