They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Taken, not stirred.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Shaken. Not stirred
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Because their hips stir.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Stirring it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You add ices.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Amahl shook up !
A nervous wreck.
a milkshake
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
The Retail store
Doctor Dolittle
motorcycles don't have trunks
A goddamn riceist
Because it's whey strained.
No whey Jose
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Mini-Mum
Martini
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
