What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.