What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.