What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.