How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.