How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.