What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner