What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)