What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)