What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.