What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!