What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.