What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.