What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.