What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus