Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Palm Jokes More Palm Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.