Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Palm Jokes More Palm Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!