Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Ana Jokes More Ana Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.