Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Whatever you want
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
A Christian bail
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
The whip
A start.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
because I got a tattoo that says Ana
