Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Miracle whip.
A roamin' Catholic.
Gsus
chickens
A: At whine o'clock.
A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
An electric elephant !
A greydient
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
The cream
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
because I got a tattoo that says Ana