Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Test-tickles
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
A moreman.
Because Christian Baled
wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!
She had little to no coverage.
His hands were tied.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
An electric elephant !
A get wellephant !
The whip
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Two Chainz.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Antagony
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
Math hue.
because I got a tattoo that says Ana
