Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Want to date hot Russians!
G-sus
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
50 shades of grey's anatomy
An elephant with an umbrella !
The cream
Because slavery is over
they both don't work without a chain.
Both cant work without chains.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
because I got a tattoo that says Ana
