Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
Hell if I know.
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
A: At whine o'clock.
Netflix and chill.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Hot cross bunnies.
He had a very esteemed colleague.