Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.