Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.