Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.