What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.