What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

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A mushroom!

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A bit neurotic.

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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So blind people can hate them too.

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Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.