What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!