What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars