Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.