Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.