Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad