Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.