Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.