Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!