Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!