Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!