How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.