How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.