How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.