What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.