What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.