What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.