What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.