What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.