What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!