What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.