How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.