How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.