How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.