How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.